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The reaction on a parent finding Condoms or the Pill in their teenagers room for the first time.
My Mom found a half pack of condoms when she did my washing, Man ! she went into prophylactic shock.
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Based off the song of the same name by Peter Gabriel, the term is used when an individual incites or causes another to feel jealous or spiteful. To bring out one's primal instinct to protect what they believe is there's.
Phil: "Dude! You have a girlfriend?!"
Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special."
Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-"
Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!"
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When you build up static electricity and use your penis to shock another person, preferably a sleeping female or bro.
I can't believe you just cock shocked me, bro. Doesn't that hurt your cock?
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When you are waiting to use a public toilet and the person is taking forever, you reach over the stall and taser the person so they shit uncontrollably. Then you can pull them out of the stall and take your shit and leave before they wake up. Usually done by police or little old ladies.
I had to take a shit and got tired of waiting so I shit shocked this dude, dropped a grumping and left.
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Also known as Poo Jabs.
Bum Shock is caused by a confusion at the Sphincter and is recognised by a short attack of pain in the anus. It is ultimately caused by needing a massive poo which hasn't quite brewed.
Ouch, my bum hurts.
You've got Bum shock!
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Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.
Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!
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When somebody gets shocked at how much they can do on a computer. Usually an old person or somebody who has got the internet for the first time.
Nan: You'll never guess where I was last night!
Me: Where?
Nan: Shopping for houses in SPAIN
Me: MUM Nan still hasn't gotten over internet shock has she?
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