shoe fetish

People with a shoe fetish find particular shoes sexually attractive arousing. Boots, sandals, court shoes, pumps, stilletos and other heeled shoes are common fetish shoes.

The fact his girlfriend wearing red stilletos give him a kick made him relalise that he has a shoe fetish.

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drinking shoes

the shoes you put on in order to go out and get wasted.

Gentlemen, put on your drinking shoes; the beer has arrived and it's time for beirut.

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Duck Shoes

When someone is walking, you make fart noises with your hands to the rhythm of their foot steps

Little did she know, the old woman was wearing duck shoes.

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Spectator Shoes

Two tone dress shoes from the 1920's-1950's. Usually black and white or brown and white. Resemble current bowling shoes and some golf shoes.

Nice Spectators!
Ya dig? I got 'em from the 5 & Dime!

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“Shoe Shop”

A place you go to buy shoes...

Ok, we know this is a GTAV strip club joke because of the Icon on the map.

Friend 1:
“You can play gta 5 on my Xbox, just please don’t enter the “shoe shop”.

Friend 2:
“K”

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Shoes rule

If you pass out with your shoes on, people can safely fuck around with you. If, however, you have the presence of mind to toss off your kicks, it indicates that you know you're going to sleep, rendering you off-limits.

Party foul! Shoes rule. This dude's in socks. We can't get 'im.

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CFM Shoes

Very high stiletto heels; come fuck me shoes

Ruta and Coco wanted to go out and get some business with their well heeled Viagra clientele , so they strapped on their CFM shoes with the rhinestones

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