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*dump*ster- shov*el
-the act of using a piece of stale bread to move undesired garbage off of a plate of food or treasure (see also "hobo gloves")
"Man, there's nothing wrong with that half eaten donut, except it's got that bum sleeping on it"!
"Well, go grab a dumpster shovel and badda bing badda boom! Problem solved"!
1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.
2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.
2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
Shovel Punched - like getting hit in the head really hard with a shovel
I was watching this TV show on old mob guys, and this one old timer picked up a Shovel and hit this guy square in the face….. it’s like he Shovel Punched him.
Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.
Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.
Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.
indicative of unprotected sex.
often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.
Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.
Mate 1: gross
Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.
OrnaBug’s Strange Duped Shovel, that has the description “have.”
Orna: “Sans Shovel, have.”
To have sex.
Comes from the hockey term to clear away snow from a goaltenders play area.
Q: "Dude, did you catch the epic Kings beatdown of the Ducks last night?"
A: "Nah, I had this cute puck bunny come over and I spent the whole night shoveling the crease! Damn, it was good, but I hope I don't get boner's remorse - she's done like half the NHL."