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NOUN: a shovel made for beating alligators.
VERB: the act of a Floridian beating ass with a shovel in a way that would scare away an alligator. (i.e. ending of Monsters Inc.)
Trailer Son: "Mama! Another gator got in the house!"
Trailer Mom: "Another gator?! Gimme that shovel! Come here!"
Trailer Son: (as his mother repeatedly whacks Randall with the shovel) "Get him, Mama! Get that gator!"
Randall: "Aaaahh!"
Randall learned the meaning of an ass whooping from the gator shovel.
Someone that looks like they got hit in the face wtih a shovel and their face went flat.
Damn that girl Misty has shovel syndrome
A penis that picks up things moderately well.
Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.
When you get egg yolk on your shoe and try to remove it by scooping it with your finger nail.
Ah fuck. Ive got egg on my shoe again. Guess im gonna have to use my finger shovel.
in snowy climates, (such as New England) the process or act of snow shoveling large amts. of snow, ice, & dirt from around and on your car & driveway in order to get your car out of it's snow entraction (usually done in order to get to/from place of business)
i was late to work b'c i was shoveling out from last night's snow storm
An erect penis that digs into the pleasure regions.
Since they had been flirting online for hours, Alex knew that it was time for him to do some digging with his shovel of sin when he final met Mona.
used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.
shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel