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Most famously used in the movie Hobo With A Shotgun. To Skate Rape someone is the act of kicking/stomping at someone while wearing ice skates. Knowing how sharp a pair of ice skates can be, it can be predicted that the victim is going to be fucked up and suffer many cuts and lacerations in the end.
One real world example was in the Northwest in the USA during the winter, when a meth-head who was harassing people at a park next to a high school was skate raped by a drunk teen. Ironically, any fights or violent scuffles that happen typically attract police attention to that park, but no authorities came. Videos of this will most likely be posted to worldstar after the statute of limitations for assault is over with and the student who did it no longer goes to that school and won't face any trouble.
"Ivan skate raped that hobo, but got his skates stuck in a toaster and electrocuted''
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"Bro, did you see the video of Ruvim fucking that fool up at the corner? "
"Aww shit, there was another fight??"
"Yeah dude. That annoying toothless tweaker in his 30's that always tries to sell kids that nasty brown molly probably cut with industrial cleaner and meth, and always asks to bum cigarettes? He got fucking skate raped by Ruvim''
"No shit?? That's fucking crazy''
''Yeah, that fool got slashed on the arms, on his forehead, his pants got ripped. That's what happens when you spit on a drunk homie because he didn't wanna buy shitty fake drugs. He's lucky his brother forgot his ice skates in his trunk. The tweaker ran, and afterwards no cops came. It was chill as fuck. I smoked him out a blunt afterwards. Perfect after-school Friday at the park. Hella people got it on video, that shit will be on worldstar once no trouble can come about it''
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Skate in the box: a term used in roller derby to describe a particular type of fall where a skater falls with her lady area directly on top of her skate or wheel (or another skater’s skate or wheel). This type of injury leads to pain that is both distracting and excruciating.
last night i got a skate in the box, good thing i'm not getting laid.
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Bread skating is the process of skating on a Bread Skate
"Bro he's totally bread skating"
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When you're reading a boring book out of duty, and your eye just slides over the words without engaging your brain..
'I tried to revise for the exam last night... but it was just eye-skating -- nothing stuck in the mind..'
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A skateboarder who destroys his/her new skate every week, then scavanging around to find another wooden peice of shit that they can break a week later.
Spaulding is such a skate scavenger.
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A slang of "skateboarding" or skate.
Verb that means to go skate
Tim: Yo Ryan you ready to Skate Ride?
Ryan: Hell yeah! Let's go shred the downtown pools.
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an extremely hard sport that only the smartest, prettiest, most gorgeous people can do. boys who do it are gay
figure skating is cooler than hockey
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