skip rat

A dirty Girl, With a moustash hairy back, and strange likeness to the underside of my feet.

hAHA, i like my life.

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skip rat

A skip rat is a beautiful creature that walks in an aloof fashion and wears a wispy mane of hair. A natural forager that is strangely drawn to shiny things and anything that would be considered worthless to normal people.

There is an example of a skip rat who is part of the Grangetown Massive his identity shall remain a secret.

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Skipping Rocks

Code term for sticking it in the butt.

Guy1: Hey, were y’all skipping rocks back there?
Guy2: Yeah, I stuck it in her butt.

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skip a beat

When you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid penis in your hand, either minutes or hours later.

"I thought I'd rip a beat to help me focus before I pulled my all-nighter. I didn't mean to skip a beat but I did, and I failed my exam."

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Skip Bayless

1. AKA the Cobra
2. Author of three best sellers
3. A poor mans Jim Rome

Skip Bayless is loved by few, hated by many.

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Late-skipping

The act of skipping a class or event by coming or turning up late.

Jim: "Are you coming to school man?"

Alex: "Yeah, I'm coming late so I don't have to go to my first class."

Jim: "Oh, so you're late-skipping."

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Skip

The gay petname given to a freshman by his "straight friend". Loves to address other people as gay so as to help his self confidence.

"Skip, you are such a fag."

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