Slash Thompson

One of THE best lead guitarists of all friggin time. Kicks so much ass that it ain't funny. In my opinion, he is the main reason Guns N Roses was such an awesome band, emphasis on WAS. Now plays lead for Velvet Revolver, another band that is basically this- Guns N Roses-Axl Rose+Scott Weiland=Velvet Revolver.

Rock fan poser listening to CKY-"Dood, this stuff is rele awesome! YEAH!!1!"

Rock fan who knows what he's talkin bout- (hands teh poser some original GnR and Velvet Revolver)"Check dis out man,"

Poser-(Closes eyes and headbangs like he's never heard good rock music before)"Forget CKY, this stuff is what it's all about."

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shrub slashing

the act of giving a female vaginal tears during sexual intercourse

dan said my cock is so huge he bets im in the shrub slashing business

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Slash Fans

More often than not, completely oblivious to any musical talent, and only like when men play guitars sweaty and shirtless, with stupid top hats.

Tim: Dude, I just don't know why I love topless men so much.
John: Oh god, you're one of those slash fans aren't you.

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slash puppy

an intimate encounter with a young female.

you guys want to go to Chuck E. Cheese and slash puppy?

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slash mark

TO leave shit marks in the toilet after taking a dump.

After eating mexican last night, I left slash marks in the toilet!

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Hack and slash

A comedy swordplay act that is totally freaking awesome. Done by Spencer Humm and John Davis, this is one act you don't wanna miss. They have 2 dvds and a bunch of t-shirts. Hack and Slash is awesome. Oh yeah.

Buy Hack and Slash T shirts so that Slash can get a new dirtbike to chase those pesky amish.

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Slash N’ Dash

When some ass at the eBay Global Warehouse in Kentucky cuts through your package with a box cutter before repacking it for international shipping.

Mark: Hey I heard you got that old iPod from the US delivered today!

Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.