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A period, ranging from one day, to an indefinite amount of time, where one cannot masturbate or engage in sexual activity, due to pure lack of interest.
"Guy 1: "Invite Dan to the party tonight. Theres gonna be mad girls there."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."
The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.
As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".
Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS
Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
When you get so drunk you start talking in polish, trying to seduce every guy at the bar with half sentences and then ride the mechanical bull over and over like it’s in heat.
Omg last night Hannah got Slepecki slumped and we had to take her home before she made a fool of herself.
When you need to get out of your slump, so you take that level 2 and knock her out just to remember what it's like to score.
I've been on a dry spell, so I had to hit up the local hoodrat tweeker for a slump fuck.
SLIGGITY SLUMPED: TO BE VERY TIRED BUT LIKE IT'S A BIG MOOD
SOFIA MANOY IS THE CREATOR OF SLIGGITY SLUMPED
YEAH BOI I AM SLIGGITY SLUMPED