illegal smashing

This is what most people do when they smash. Happens a lot at Old Baby. It's perfectly harmless and has shown no signs of health concerns. Commonly associated with the act of schlop.

"So, do most people smash... Illegally?"

"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"

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Switch and Smash

Similar to the popularly used term Netflix and chill, it is when two people have intercourse after playing the Nintendo Switch®.

Bennis: Hey down to play some Splatoon 2®
Joy: Switch and smash?
Bennis: oh yes I can't wait to ink all over you like an inkling ;)
Joy: count on it

kiser smash

When you’re teachers gets mad and is yelling at everyone and/or slamming everything

For example: A Door

Dude why did you make her mad? She’s gonna kiser smash all of us now!

Keyboard smash

Several ways to show excitement. Usually used on stan twitter.

Fuck: FUCKSKDK
What: WHAHSJDJ
Lmao: LMAKAKSSS
Shook: KSKSKDKSKAJJSKSK
what the fuck: WHAT THE FUCKDKS
Yelling: IM YELLSKSMD

Keyboard smash example:

I FUCKKDKDJ YELLEDMDJD
(I fucking yelled)
WHHAT THE FUCJKSKS LMAKSKSKS
(What the fuck lmao)

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The Smashing Pumpkins

A talented and ahead-of-their-time alt. rock band containing Billy Corgan, James Iha, Jimmy Chamberlin, and D'arcy Wretzky. A huge influence on modern music, as well as a true inspiration to anyone who would be interested in good music. The Smashing Pumpkins formed in 1988 and broke up in 2000. HOw we carry on without them is unknown...

Damn it! Turn off that stupid rap and put something good on, maybe The Smashing Pumpkins or some Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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Keyboard Smash

hdfusd fsduhf askdug adhfbk asdfyguasydkfasduf asiudhf iausd fhuias df sduyg iu sdufg sdf kjajksgyd fkyusg dfkahsbdf uaysdgf uahsdbf kjhadbsf sdygf ahdsf kajds fkjhds fousd fkjasbdf kjhsdfka sdfkjhsdfjh gaskdjfg kscb ksydgfiu ayegrjah ebriuaydgf asuhdbf asjbfu aysdg fuyasgd fasdygfiuagsydf kahsgdf iuasydgf asdf iuadgsyciuadgsy

Person 1: ebriuaydgf asuhdbf asjbfu aysdg fuyasgd fasdygfiua
person 2: oh i get it
person 1: yeah i just keyboard smashed

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lemme smash

When you want a hoe to smash.

Ron: Becky, lemme smash.
Becky: No.

another example:
Ron: Becky used to lemme smash but Becky is smashin Ben. Ben is a hoe.

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