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I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.
Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep
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Also known as the female tea bag. It is when a female rubs her vagina on someone's head.
Did you see how she just snail trailed his head playing leap frog?
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When an alpha male is pile driving his lady in the wilderness he releases his baby gravy all over her sweet vaginal lips while she lays on her back. He then crab walks to the top of her head forcing his member to her bare skin creating a trail of man juice all along the center of her body like a snail trail
I now feel more of man, you should have seen that salty snail trail
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A species of snail with a large sexual appetite. Most commonly found in fields of grass where it has been known to hump as many as 7 blades of grass at a time.
"Hey Jill what's up?"
"Oh nothing! I just got back from the zoo. They opened the new erotic snail exhibit. Most of the snails was sleeping but one was humping a few blades of grass!"
"Awesome!"
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female version of tea bag or potato sacking. The act of a female crouching and walking over a dead body, with their clam shell.
After I got pwned in Halo 3 I got snail trailed by Unicornpoo "girl".
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A human being who copulates frequently and is a carrier of one or more Sexual Transmitted Diseases.
Girl 1: OMG, my vag is so itchy after having sex with Cam
Girl 2: Told you he was a Mail Snail.
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The juice or nectar that flows from the gash of an aroused female homosapien, when left as a straight swath of residue on some object (such as a couch or sheet) that made direct contact with the aforementioned gash.
Damn holmes, after I done crushed Meds in the hiney hine, she drag a big ole snail print across my moms new sectional couch.
Hey Jones, come smell this snail print.
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