My sphincter took the jimmies and I ruined my clothes !
massive surprise anal insertion
my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday
Big Sphincter Energy or "BSE" is the substitute phrase for "assholes" when the internet is inevitably censored and we can't mock billionaires anymore.
"Yeah, that Blue Origin just reeks of BSE"
"If his attitude had a smell, it would be unfettered ass. I'm feeling utterly stifled by that big sphincter energy!"
The act of shitting yourself while laughing at something. This happens because you were laughing so hard, your anus laughed with you.
Friend 1: 'My little sister told me the Justin Bieber movie was the best experience of her life and started to cry'
Friend 2: 'What did you say?'
Friend 1: 'I started laughing uncontrollably, but then I had a Sphincter Giggle and ran to the bathroom to clean up'
Friend 2: 'OMG I think I just had one too!'
A girl with a large (long) nose. A nose large enough that it tickles your asshole while she performing deep oral sex in the 69 position.
Wow look at the sphincter tickler on her!
A workout where you clench your anus repeatedly to build stronger butthole muscles
Thomas accidentally let another fart slip out in class today. He should start doing 30 sphincter crunches every morning to build a stronger ass core.
The physical pain caused after over exercising and/or overheating the anal canal
"Did you hear about Debbie's Eviscerated Sphincter?"