When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.
I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.
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when a woman spreads her vulva open
mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat
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when a bunch of guys fuck a girl in the ass,pussy,both ears,tittys,givin head,and givin hand jobs to to men
we gave this fat chick a split twister
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the separation of piss into two or more strands due to a little piece of hair or lent on the hole of your dick, which causes you to miss the toilet
Tyrone: Damn man, why is da floor wet? And why do it smell lik piss in her?
DaMarcus: Yo, man bad b, i had split pee dis mornin.
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Driving between lanes on highways and/or roads. Usually performed on a motorcycle.
Daaaay-um dog, you seen that nigga split lanes on his 1300?
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When you fuck a girl in the ass, fuck her tits and jizz on them. The dick is the banana, shit= chocolate, jizz=whipped cream, and her nipples are the cherries.
Damn, Becky must have been really horny when she requested that banana split...then she instantly regretted it when I asked her to eat it.
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Hair style for men where in the hair is long, shaggy and parted down the middle.
Nice marijuana split.
Thanks, got any weed?
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