When you cuddle with a person and then fuck them, so you fuck while cuddling.
Dude me and my girlfriend totally sporked last night.
butt fuck, anal sex, inserting a penis into a butt hole...u get it
My boyfriend and I sporked last night and it really hurt.
a fork with piece of pork at the end of it
A : I escaped jail today !
B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor
B : excuse me ?
A : (title)
Southern United States resident who happens to lick and suck on eggs.
1: hey look at that girl with the face
2: she looks like a spork
the combination of the joiing of a fork and a spoon.
"They dont have forks and spoons, only sporks."
"OMG Becky! He sporked me last night!"
Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢
-“Hey who invited the spork to the sleepover?”
-“Ew gross it wasn’t me”