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Commonly reffered to as area 19425, is as the philadelphia inquirer has stated, "The beverly hills of the delaware valley region." In recent years there has been an influx of Rich demanding upper class famailies only wanting the biggest and the best. Residents of Chester springs only compete in materialism. who has the best clothes, the best car, the most luxurisly furnished house. But the sad thing is that they all have these in common, their seven years olds are a walking abercrombie avertisement, the women are wearing that latest david yurman jewelry while carying the most recent louie vitton purses, and they all drive a mercedes or bmw, and their houses priced an extra 100 grand because of their location in 19425 are a radius of 20 feet apart all looking the same. Dont let this fool you, these people are really down to earth and humble. Lets take a look at a friday night with the public school kids. The kids get together at a friends house, the parents all think their children are sent directly from god and are all the virgin mary. Five seconds after their dropped off, shit1 cocaine is on the table and one by one they go in for a phiff. Oh so sad, the sweet innocent kids that come from those perfectly chrisitan fammilies are now snorting coke and now off to go get anal by some guy they just met in the guest room. Another past time in CHester springs? oh i thought it would be obvious? gossip, helllooo? Even the mothers liek to gossip about other kids since they think their children are amazingly gifted and so much better and talented then everyone elses. ex.-Oh my Annie, is just so pretyy, so atheltic, oh shes such an amazing person. Well guess what i bet you didnt know that annie just last night fucked David and CHris because she was too stoned to know that it was a dick she was on not the usual dildo she borrows from you because you and your husband hate eachother because you know that hes sleeping with the babysitter so you dont fuck him and rely on masturbation as the only pleasure youll get!. yes thats right. this is the real chester springs deal. I dont care what they say. 89% of the kids are stonned off their ass fucking eachother left and right. The parents have telephone poles inserted in thier rectum therefore they think its nesscary to talk abotu everyone elses bussines. Lovely chester springs is. The finest famailes, the best drugs, and the dirtiest sub 19 year olds in the world!
Joane: Shit are the waldons gettin divorced?
Lana- Oh yes, i heard they are, hurry up lets tell everyone and then go fuck because were such dikes:)
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A small town in South East Minnesota largely known for its inbred population and Spring Grove Soda Pop.
A: "where are you from"
B: "Spring Grove."
A: "...is that the place where the soda is made??"
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Number 1 bottled water brand used by daily bong stoners to fill their piece with.
Yo nig, go grab a Poland springs to fill this piece with.
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A man who is about to receive a blow job in a dark room, tucks his erect penis in his thighs. When the woman goes down to look for the penis, the man released his erect penis from his thighs and it springs up thumping her in the face.
The spring board is one of the most effective ways to leave a mushroom stamp on your girlfriend.
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Break from school in late March. People like to party during this time.
Dude, during spring break I, like, got drunk twice, stoned once, and had sex seven times!
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Forgoing the traditional Spring Break excursions in favor of sitting around, getting righteously stoned with your friends for a week.
John "So where did you go for Spring Break this year?"
Bill "Nowhere. We had a little Spring Bake at Mark and Eric's apartment."
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A demonic shit hole of a town. Where shady people go to dwell and smoke crystal meth.
If you want smoke crystal meth and be a piece of shit move to Pagosa Springs .
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