spunk-face

Either, a sexy girl whose face you'd love to spunk over or a sexy boy who you would let spunk on your face.

Either way it is a phrase used when you fancy someone that you see out.

'He is a real spunk-face'
I'd love to spunk on her face
I'd let him spunk on my face

spunk rag

a piece of clothing designated to catching a nut as opposed to letting it land on your computer.

Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."

Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"

Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."

"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."

Spunk Hole

Any penetrated orfice of a sexual partner.

I'm so gonna jimmy rock your spunk hole.

spunk bucket

A sexually promiscuous woman.

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i had a full house following a night of horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.

spunk bread

A contest wherein a group of males are racing to see who can come first on a loaf of bread. The last male to ejaculate must ingest the bread as penalty.

I lost the spunk bread contest, but on the positive side, my teeth have never been whiter!

Spunk Trumpet

Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet

"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"

Spunk Tree

trees that smell like sperm or hot sex(Bradford Pear Tree)

Whos junk is that? Did you have sex or something? oh wait its a Spunk Tree