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A sexual fetish, similar to sploshing/food sitting/cake farts, but specifically with the use of pies.
That dude's a squat cobbler... You know.. he gets off sitting on various pies. Boston cream, Dutch Apple, lemon meringue, if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.
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A squat position that is common practice amongst Asians. The form is generally a full deep squat with legs shoulder width apart, feet flat on the surface, and weight distributed to the heels. Footwear that have a slight heel makes the squat much easier to hold. This form is generally seen while smoking, casually conversing, eating, observing, resting, or use of the bathroom. In many parts of Asia, the toilets require the user to squat in this form. It recently gained attention because research concluded many Westerners have bowel movement issues from the adaption of using toilets and lost the form and ability to align the bowels straight for ease of bowel movements.
Guy 1 : Look at that rich Asian guy squatting in his suit and Rolex!
Guy 2 : That’s the Asian Squat. He probably knows what it’s like growing up poor.
Guy 1 : Asians have strange methods...
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When you’re walking in the Middle East and have to take a shit, so you lift your man dress and go where ever you please.
Man I have to take a shit. Go do the Haj Squat by the bushes.
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A common misinterpretation of the phrase "pop a squat" which results in its personification.
In the phrase, the words "Pop a" are heard as "Papa," where "Papa" is defined as "Father."
After internalizing the definition, it becomes acceptable to use the phrase "Father Squat" interchangeably with "Papa Squat."
Vivian: "I'm tired of standing, let's pop a squat"
Marcus: "Who is Papa Squat?"
Vivian: "haha"
Marcus: (after internalizing his mistake) "Okay, we can Father Squat"
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awkward semi-squat generally used by sorority girls to cram another row of girls into a photo. Hands on knees, slight incline, attempt to look upright and perky.
"you don't all fit in the frame. You three! Srat squat!"
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Its the girl version of a tea bag its when a girl puts or rubs her vagina in someones mouth or face
like if your at a girls basketball game and the girl is on a break away against one girl you say "Taco squat her"!!!
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(verb) To put a barbell with plates on it, on your shoulders and to squat down onto a penis. This workout exercise is measured in the number of plates squatted and the inches of the penis that penetrates. Often done at the JCC, and gyms throughout Israel.
"Hey David, have you been working out?"
"Yes Alex, I have."
"What have you been doing?"
"I've started maxing out my Dick Squat"
"That's kind of gross"
"Well it's great for core and sphincter strength."
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