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Being allowed to have anal sex with your wife or girl friend after doing something incredible to please them. Or having simply picked up a drunken slut at a bar who was on the rag.
“Dude I took this drunk chick home Saturday and she totally threw me a back stage pass.”
“No way”
“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated”
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A video game where you fight npcs and defeat each npcs' boss.
You will also fight bosses.
Man: whatcha playing
Me: I'm playing Boss Fighting Stages
When your confused but walk to the bus together (hugging) and other such actions, but dont want to be considered talking. Also, the word friend is used to hide what the 2 people really mean.
John: Hey Margarett, lets make it seem like we are just "friends" as the J&M Stage
Margarett: Ok cool!
A shit that comes in three stages and is super-annoying because of the fact that you have to take a shit three times.
Tends to happen after not shitting for a while, eating a big meal, when you are sick, or when you've eaten some crappy food.
Stage 1: Normal shit: Comes out looking normal, but all at once.
Stage 2: Half-solid shit: Comes out all at once and is only half-solid.
Stage 3: All liquid: The shit just pours out of your ass in a shit-smoothie. Ass-washing is required.
Damn, I hate taking a 3-stage shit.
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The act of not being able to pee in a public restroom.
I tried to use the bathroom at the mall and I had vagina stage fright..I froze up and nothing would come out!!
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Also known as post-dick stage, the stage of life that every female enters into after she completes her pre-dick stage. A woman enters anti-dick stage after she’s been burned by several bad boys, knocked-up, contracted a VD, accumulated financial debt, lost her youthful good looks, or all of the above. Anti-dick females have a pessimistic attitude towards men, often displaying gender-neutral behavior not unlike militant feminists. Women in anti-dick stage also often have a strong sense of entitlement; that, despite the excesses of their pre-dick stage, they think that they still deserve some nice, hard-working man to come in and clean up their mess: enter Mr Nice Guy. This is where the nice guy finally gets some action, but by the time girls reach anti-dick stage they are damaged goods. Anti-dick women desire a nice guy so they can have someone to pay their bills, take care of their kids and be their crying shoulder. This may even be a guy that she previously rejected while in pre-dick stage because he wasn’t bad boy enough. All of this is easier said than done since nice guys are usually too shy to ask her out (or may not be interested in a washed-up girl in the first place). Since females have been conditioned to always blame nice guys for all their problems, an anti-dick woman complains a lot about why the men she wants do not approach her when it’s clear that her pre-dick stage behavior is what caused all this hullabaloo in the first place.
Melissa rejected Josh a few years ago because he was too nice and she was going through her pro-dick stage. Now she’s pregnant and in anti-dick stage, so she is pursuing Josh to be a daddy for her kid!
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The final stage of a long night of drinking. The point where the things you say no longer make sense and all you can do is make goofy faces and point at people.
So I heard Kevin was stage 3 drunk again last weekend.
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