Random
Source Code
Random
The difference between real time and the time a female perceives it to be. This is generally estimated by adding 15 minutes per female involved, up to 4 females (1 hour).
Female: I'm going to see a movie with my 2 friends, so I should be home by 9.
Accounting for Female Standard Time, she should arrive home around 9:45.
Shruti Standard Time (SST)
1. When you arrive 30 minutes after the promised appointment time and keep everybody else waiting.
2. When you say "ok let's go" when everybody is actually waiting for you.
Anoka: It's 6 o'clock, where is everybody?
Albert: LOL don't you know? It's Shruti Standard Time! You're supposed to come at 6:30!
19👍 1👎
A unit of breast volume: the amount that will fit in one cupped hand. Sometimes jokingly referred to as a standard unit, with the inside of Henry VIII's right hand being the defining volume.
Sarah's boobs are just the right size as far as I'm concerned: one British Standard Handful.
17👍 2👎
The time zone used by blacks anytime there is a scheduled event their time is always going to be 30 min to an hour after the scheduled start time of the event
a football game starts at 8pm blacks are going to use Negro Standard Time (NST)and be there at 8:30-9:00
78👍 18👎
A time frame in which black people arrive incredibly late.
Yo man Jamal was on black standard time last night got to the club hella late
Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.
The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.
A black guy can say "Black pride" all he wants, and everyone say's he's celebrating his heritage.
However, if a white person says "White pride", he's automatically a member of the KKK.
Now, I'm no racist. I have no problem with black people at all. However, what's up with this? I guess it was made up by the pinko commie liberal bastards who are ruining our country. Why can't we ship them all to some South Pacific island?
White Person - "White pride!"
Liberal Person - "Shut the fuck up, racist!"
Black Person - "Black pride!"
Liberal Person - "Good job on celebrating your heritage!"
Me - "WTF!?"
911👍 296👎