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We spent the day combing the beach, looking for pink starfish to stab.
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When your girl is acting up so you shoot your load in your hand, make a fist and shove it up your significant other. You then open your hand wide and paralyze them, making your hand look like and angry starfish.
Ck: yo my girls been a bitch recently. Any suggestions?
Freesh: Yeah... in the bedroom, just give them the elite ass, godtier, angry starfish
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When a man sticks his fist up a woman's anus, and then procedes to spread his fingers.
I gave her a Danish Starfish the other night!
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Used to describe the anal opening just before sex.
Ruiners sphincter quivered like a frightened starfish just before the drunken polar bear inserted his bearhood.
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A sexual act where five legless midgets lay on there backs, with their nubbs touching in a star pattern. Then someone will fuck all five midget dicks at one time.
My co-worker Henry Delano told me about his sick Midget Starfish fuck orgy fettish.
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palm thrusting or massaging with your fingers spread
i was starfish humping my girlfriends boobs
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