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Stoner

Stoners are people who smoke a ton of weed. They are relaxed, nice, caring, humble and down to earth people. Stoners make great friends and most commonly have a wonderful outlook on life and a intense love for positive vibes. Let’s be honest, being sober is boring. Come get high with me and see how beautiful the world really is.

“Dude, Jordan is such a massive stoner, he smokes pot every single day. I don’t think you understand, he’s always high”.

by StonerGod420 January 4, 2018

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Stoner

One who appreciates the magic of science, but not in the academic sense

Look at Jim watching Carl Sagan, he's such a stoner!

by angelhairpasta April 22, 2011

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stoners

A group or a just a kid with good intentions but turn to drugs or getting extremly drunk because they think they have nothing else to turn to. Most stoners are just misunderstood.

~~~~~~~~~~~~No Example Displayed For Stoners~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

by Lori~ September 1, 2006

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Stoner

: A person who cant form a real relationship with anything but a smoking aparatus, most of his friends have either given up on him or died trying. He refuses to listen to reason and force feeds his left over friends random ideas and commends he feels at the specific moment having almost no recolection of the

Me, and Im a Stoner

by VallliSimma November 23, 2008

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Stoners

One who excessivly smokes weed,ganja or pot often refferd to as a pothead.
2)One who smokes pot alone in there room and listens to Phish all day.
3)One who never takes showers and listens to Phish all day.
4)One who has enough reverse tolerance to take one hit of marijuana

Dave: Trey what are you doing! You fucked up that whole song you dumb stoner.
Trey: Yes, Im an old burn out who smoked him self retarted.

by Dave Matthews December 22, 2003

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stoner

someone who smokes weed almost every day, but they arent a pothead yet.

what i used to be :)

by kourtney June 29, 2004

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Stoner

Someone who like to consume large amounts of cannabis, hashish and any variant of the Cannabaceae plants. Stoners often rather smoke 'weed' and use the medicinal plant for their recreational purposes than to exercise another hobby. Stoners are generally friendly people that do not force the act of smoking upon others. Stoners also often have an open mindset on life.

"She's a stoner!"

by xahdudex July 29, 2013

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