A small chair used to hold a small things ir used to put you feet on
Can you put my drink on the stool
The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.
I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.
Bar patron who moves from bar to bar over the course of an night.
Didn't we see that stool hopper two bars ago?
A poo that refuses to pass easily as it contains less than the 75% water needed to successfully move through the bowel.
Urban dictionary thoughts…
“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”
a homosexual man i.e. a batty boy
I understand you are a stool shunter. Can I just make it clear that I do not wish for my stools to be shunted in any way.
A toe'd stool is when you stick your toe in someone's asshole and pull out a large amount of shit.
Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.