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Stuck in a muddy driveway

Anal sex without adequate lube, causing withdrawal angst.

I got stuck in a muddy driveway.

Similar to muddy dirt road but with problems.

Not to be confused with trying to flee a threesome in a Porsche.

by R. Lot April 11, 2010

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balls are stuck in the chimney

Balls are stuck in the chimney: When a person is confused or in a difficult situation. Similar to the popular phrase in a pickle.

Jamie is stuck on a maths problem.

Jamie: Oh man, this question is really hard. My balls are stuck in the chimney.

Charlie: What does that mean?

Jamie: My balls are stuck in the chimney is just another way of saying Iโ€™m confused or Iโ€™m in a pickle.

by nkmakesp July 6, 2023

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get stuck RIGHT in

Also abbreviated to GSRIN. Difficult to define. A stronger version of get stuck in, it relates to becoming completely absorbed in a task to the point of retarded autism, becoming completely oblivious to the basic human needs of yourself and everyone around you, or just giving someone heaps and heaps of shit to the point that if they ignore you they look like a fucking idiot.

The key to the definition is pronoucing RIGHT properly - it's a subtle mix of the feral accents of the boofheads on the Footy Show and... a freaky cannibalistic murderer who is harrassing his kidnapped victim.

Sharma: Hutnut, I reckon you should do the Japan brief and I don't want to just get stuck in. How stuck in do I want you to get.......? I want you to get stuck RIGHT in.

or

Merz: Hey Hungry Hungry, can you get the door?
Hungry Hungry: Shut up, you fat pirate.
Small man Wicky: Yeah! The boys are getting STUCK RIGHT IN!!!!!

by hutnut999 May 19, 2010

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dick stuck in a toaster

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.

"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.

by xxxxxxxxxxxlllllxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 7, 2017

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stuck on my tits

The female version of "stuck on my nuts," this term is used to describe a situation in which a guy is so into a girl that he will not leave her alone and thinks she is basically perfect.

Mark won't stop calling me; he's really stuck on my tits.

by Beederbop June 14, 2010

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stuck on my nuts

A girl who is into a guy and everything he does ,to this girl, is so right in her eyes. She cant leave him alone for some reason.
OR:
The male in the relationship is so good at sex that the girl cant leave him alone. She always keeps comming back for more.

"Man that Lauren girl is stuck on my nuts bad"

by Lyn8732 April 30, 2008

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camel stuck in a well

When a male puts his penis between the cheekes of an ass

I gave Suzy a Camel stuck in a well.

by Jason Brivens September 21, 2005

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