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Did you know that April 25 is National Suck a Dick Day?
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The best day to suck a dick in the whole year, people who celebrate their birthday on 5/5 are said to be the world's best whores due to their oral sex crazy skills.
Can I suck your dick? It's International Suck a Dick Day!
I was born on 5/5, can I suck your dick?
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Said to someone when they have an expressed an opinion.
Person 1: Hey man have you tried that buffalo chicken?
Person 2: Yeah but I'm more of a Parmesan guy.
Person1: Hey, Whatever Sucks You're Dick.
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when the guy puts his dick between his legs and someone sucks it from behind with his ass in their face.
Shut the fuck up bitch, suck my dick backwards!
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A phrase often used on a male who is giving excessive praise to another male. It can also be used with females but it makes more sense with males.
John: Bro, did you see Tyrone dunk that ball!?
Malik: Yeah bro, that was great!
John: Not just great man, that was fantastic, Tyrone is the best.
John: Noone can stop Tyrone, he's a beast, freaking awesome.
Malik: Damn dude, suck his dick already!
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An ethnic way of saying suck my dick.
Nerd kid: Teheh, your gay.
Tank ethnic guy: FUCK UP LITTLE CUNT OR ILL DEFENESTRATE YOU.
Nerd kid: Heeh, im sorry, ill do your homework.
Tank ethnic guy: Or how bout you suck my dick uleh?
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When you want to say 'you suck' to someone but you want to seem like a total fucking bitch
Lisa: HEY MINHYUN
Lisa: You suck much dick