Sandy Susan

When you ride a chick at a beach and you get sand in her moist cave making it mushy and uncomfortable, but you keep fucking.

I gave Becky a Sandy Susan at the beach, and she was queefing dirt bullets all over my cock.

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Dangling Susan

A turd that won’t come off your butt even with a fair amount of wiggling.

Also see dingleberry and lady in waiting

I’ll be right out I have a dangling Susan.

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Sassy Susan

A person (male or female) that displays sassy qualities.

"Oh my god Steve, you are being such a Sassy Susan right now!"

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susan breen

a meal which is served with a large quantity of cheese and usually enjoyed by lower classes of society, such as peasants, shepheards and kindergarden teachers..

"fuck, these nachos are so susan breen."

"the lasagne i had last night made me wanna munt, it was the most susan breen i had ever tasted!"

"wanna go to La Porchetta after school? i hear their pizza is the most susan breen in GEELONG"

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susan boyle

a half-eaten sausage

a susan boyle is a half-eaten sausage

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Lazy Susan

Sex with a double amputee. Put the person with no appendages on your dick and twirl her around like a Lazy Susan.

Because I support our troops, for the 4th of July, I picked up a vet and we did the Lazy Susan.

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Uncle Susan

A manly woman, with oddly large bodily proportions and a deep voice.

'Yo, I'm pretty sure Mrs. Young is a transexual'
'Nah bro, she's just an uncle susan.'

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