Swagger Girl

A girl that has swag; a lot like a swagger boy. Swagger Girls say "Yo", "Yolo", or even "Yo man, dis boy be crazy".

Girl: Yo sup nigga?
Boy: I feel uncomfortable...
Girl: You should, i'm a Swagger Girl!
Boy: *SHITS HIS PANTS*

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Swagger Explosion

When one uses excessive force in any activity or social situation.

*Slamming a volleyball way out of bounds

*Walking into a party and yelling profanities

Person 1: Dude did you see me bouce the ball of the ceiling into their cup?!

Person2: Haha i know man! SWAGGER EXPLOSION!

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Swagger Jagger

The stupid made up phrase by Cher Lloyd in her ridiculous song about all her haters. Swagger Jagger is a person who 'cramps' your style - type of hating.

Included in the stupid song all about how she isnt bothered by all her haters although, clearly she is bothered enough by them to make a song entirely about them and how they are 'swagger jaggers'.

Cher Lloyd -

'You can't stop looking me, staring at me
Be what I be, you can't stop looking at me
So get off of my face,
You can't stop clickin 'bout me
Writin' 'bout me, tweeting 'bout me,
I can't stop, it's what I gon' be,
My swagger's in check

Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
My swagger's in check
Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
I got in check'

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
You're a hater, just let it go

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
Get your game on, get your game on

Me - *ears cry blood*

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foreign swaggers

it's johnny, jaehyun and mark from nct.

all right guys, what's up. we're the uh, we're the foreign swaggers so....

johnny: ah, johnny's gonna freestyle.
mark: *mark starts beatboxing*
jaehyun: i lived in america for four years, that's why i'm here man!!
johnny: we have a performance coming in october.
mark: ooooooooh *interrupts johnny*
johnny: (ಠ_ಠ)

bonus +

all: be there or be square
mark: woah, woah

Foregin Swaggers

Foregin swaggers is a cult of the 3 main hoes in NCT
"what is NCT? "
NCT stands for Nswaggers Cwho Twrite horny songs

-Look!!The foregin swaggers are here!! But what are they doing?
-The foregin swaggers are filming a swag vlog

Stagger Swagger

A drunk person that can hold it down & walk the line.

Homie got pulled over for suspected drunk driving but he busted out with his stagger swagger & they let him go.

swagger money

Can be used as an emotional response from an individual and/or a method of explaining the sheer amount of wealth and swag one may have.

"yoooo i'm feeling really swagger money right now"
"my swagger money is immaculate and beyond any possible human comprehension."