Sweaty Duchess

Proper Noun: Queen of the Grapevine, master manipulator. keeper of secrets. Covets Huckleberry Finn and his Fucklord 50KK

Geoffrey: Yo dude, I'll let you in on a secret, but you have to promise not to tell... *looks around covertly* ... the Sweaty Duchess
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house

sweaty dildo

This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time

Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be

sweaty stagola

When your sweaty sausage hole lets out sticky milk at a nude beach in July

Last Sunday I was at the beach and a girl looked at me and screamed, " SWEATY STAGOLA!"

Sweaty Ankles

(noun) The act of masturbating as described by the perspiration one gets in the ankle area, due in a large portion to one's vigor and/or pulled-down pants.

Adam: Where's Dylan?
Rob: Giving himself sweaty ankles.

or

"I have no girlfriend/boyfriend, I'm horny as fuck, so I'm gonna go home and sweat my ankles."

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sweaty teddy

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".

"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

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Sweaty-Crumpet

A sweaty attractive person. Search Crumpet for more detail on that.

Man-Where have you been all day?
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!

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Sweaty Negron

A cocaine fuelled bowling shirt Cape wearing crossdressing anal hitman who sweets like a swimmer wet in a pool as he or she shits their pants and vomits all over the bathroom and leaves enough room to cut lines on the sink and snort around the vomit. One who has no self respect for the smell that rolls off their body and pollutes the environment. A true worshiper of black cock.
I cant believe you are acting like a sweaty Negron over an 8 ball.

You are acting like a sweaty Negron over my thumb in your ass

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