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Alexander Skarsgard, the hot one on True Blood.
girl 1: 'that guy is damn fiiiiine!'
girl 2: 'giiirrl, that piece of swedish delight is Alexander Skarsgard'
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The act of a male cracking a raw egg on the females ass hole then proceeding to anal sex
hey baby, i got some eggs
wanna swedish breakfast
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A sexual act where two women pour vodka into each others pussy and drink it out
Me and kate got drunk last night and i entered he swedish keyhole
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If your getting head and you blow an airhorn just before you bust a nut, she will jerk up and you will continue to orgasm and blow it in her face, this is called a Swedish Foghorn.
Your girlfriend complained because you failed to warn her last time, this time give her the Swedish Foghorn. Is there any better warning? NO!!!
You meet a girl at a party and decide to get freaky, you take her to a vacant room, when all your buds hear the telltale sign of the Swedish Foghorn, "a loud horn", they will cheer your name, mad props.
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An inept and typically failed attempt at executing an admiral task or goal.
Dude she just swedish chefed that bj. Bork bork bork!
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The act of cracking an egg, pouring the insides into a womans vagina, sticking your dick in, fuck the shit out of her to mix it up, pour it out into a pan, and cook it like scrambled eggs. Add seasoning as you wish. (Could also work with man-on-man.)
Dude, I'm going home to give my woman a swedish egg.
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Damn! Bertha and I were getting on fine until she pulled out her SWEDISH NIPS and I broke out.
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