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A Tale of Two Vacuums

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.

Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023


Time is a taddle-tale

Phrase:

Given enough time, the answer(s) will arise.

Time always tells.

Everything happens for a reason.

The universe tends to unfold as it should.

Do you think I'll be able to do that one day Dad? I'm certain that if you keep trying you will. Time is a taddle-tale son, it'll tell us when it chooses.

by Blantern August 1, 2018


ferry tales

Da body of literary fiction recounting da adventures of Theodore Tugboat and his friends.

Many of da stories in Da Brothers Grimm's book were morbid and violent; I much prefer da modern-day ferry tales, where everyone generally makes an effort to get along and work together.

by QuacksO September 5, 2022


Grimlight: A Tale of Dreams

A beautiful mobile game about fairy tales and legends from around the world. You are the dreamer in the game. You wake up in a fantasy world with a beautiful figure standing in front of you. That is Aurora. Together, the dreamer and Aurora have to discover the truth of this fantasy world. You have to defeat the dreamless evil along the way. Many beautiful characters await you in this game. Created by Eight Studio Corp., a Korean game dev company.

Player 1: I have a new skin for Aurora! She looks so elegant!
Player 2: Amazing! I got the Winter Queen and she is destructive!
Player 3: Woah, she is splendid! I love the beautiful, heart-warming soundtracks of this game1 I'm almost in tears from the update theme and the main theme...
Player 4: Same here! This is why we love Grimlight: A Tale of Dreams.

by LaserImouto January 4, 2023


ho-tale

A converation about a recent outrageous sexual encounter.

Man, I hate talking to her... she always has some outrageous Ho-Tale to tell me.

by Kyssable March 5, 2008


Tales of Hoffman

A musical work written by Jacques Offenbach; it exults the lives of famed Hollywood actors Dustin L. and Philip S.

The Tales of Hoffman were written by an excellent musician, excellent musician. Yeah, he's an excellent musician; he was my MAIN MAN way back when. Jeopardy is on at eight.

by QuacksO April 21, 2019


tail tales

Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.

I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!

by QuacksO April 19, 2021