Adrian tax

When a great goal must be taken away due to Adrian San Miguel being in goal

“What a goal and they lead, never mind Adrian tax means it’s still 0-0”

bitch tax

Bitch tax is what you pay after breaking up with someone. It refers to the value of whatever personal effects of yours they had and now will not return.

John: She has my favorite shirt, three of my CDs, and my dog, and she's refusing to give them back now that we've broken up.
Adam: That's a tough bitch tax to pay, man.

Sally: I left my shampoo, makeup, and underwear at his place. Should I call him to try to get it back?
Jane: Just pay the bitch tax and move on.

Tom: Amanda stopped by to return my apartment key, autographed baseball, and the $30 she owed me.
Kristen: Wow, you didn't have to pay any bitch tax? Nice breakup!

Messiah Tax

A phenomenon in RPGs and computer games wherein the protagonist and friends can cheerfully walk in to the homes of NPCs uninvited, often while they are there, and ransack the place for any valuables with no-one batting an eyelid. Essentially the price for the intrepid heroes to save the world.

Man, I was playing Final Fantasy 7 the other day. You can collect some sweet Messiah Tax around Junon.

Fap Tax

An offering voluntarily paid to a content creator after a good fap that resulted from free content.

*Faps* Wow, Betty just put on an amazing free live show, and I feel obligated to pay the fap tax.

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sex tax

What you pay to have sex without getting knocked up.

Shaquanda went to the pharmacist for her pill and paid $25 for her one month supply. She says, "Dammit, I oughta quit gettin' it on so I can avoid the sex tax!"

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tax break

Promises made by politicians, empty if directed to poor people.

politician: "I will give a huge tax break to the the middle class."

middle class: "I will shit out a coconut cream pie shaped like elvis"

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Pimp Tax

The extra money given to fellow pimps when payment to them is due as a sign of respect and allegiance. Commonly used in board games where money is involved.
Originated from the shire of Shrop by a skinny badman.

Whilst playing monoplay:
Pimp 1: "aww man, I just landed on mayfair"
Pimp 2: "don't forget to pay me pimp tax too"

A while later:
Faggot 1: "ahh shit, I'm broke"
Pimps : "ahahahaha, should of paid Pimp Tax Noob!"

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