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Vampires teabag

A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.

So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!

by Valetudo March 26, 2004

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Gourmet Teabag

The act of covering your nuts with feces and then into your partner's mouth.

Gross, I just watched Stan give Mike the filthiest gourmet teabag!

by Fred97 October 26, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squeezing Teabag

A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.

Yeah that chav, we gave him a hard squeezing teabag

by thotpenguin January 10, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


teabag alarm

The sound made by a teabaggee whilst performing the act for which the alarm is named. The noise serves as a warning (or in some cases, an invitation) to passersby that there is, in fact, a teabagging in progress.

I was about to open the door, but then I heard Chris sounding the teabag alarm on the other side.

by 24JackBauer24 November 11, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


teabag tampon

Inserting a used tampin into ones mouth while they are sleeping or passed out. Then smack them across the face so they come to with a bloody tampon in their mouth

While Steve was passed out he awoke to having been teabag tamponed.

by stevemister July 4, 2015


Arctic Teabag

When itโ€™s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.

I squatted over Rachaelโ€™s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018


Teabag Steeping

When a man fills a womanโ€™s mouth with semen and the man crouches over a dips his testicles in the semen repeatedly.

Adolf steeped his teabag so many times in Evaโ€™s mouth. Teabag Steeping is keeps it alive.

by FOOTLICKER_37 January 19, 2022