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A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.
So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!
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The act of covering your nuts with feces and then into your partner's mouth.
Gross, I just watched Stan give Mike the filthiest gourmet teabag!
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A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.
Yeah that chav, we gave him a hard squeezing teabag
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The sound made by a teabaggee whilst performing the act for which the alarm is named. The noise serves as a warning (or in some cases, an invitation) to passersby that there is, in fact, a teabagging in progress.
I was about to open the door, but then I heard Chris sounding the teabag alarm on the other side.
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When a man fills a woman’s mouth with semen and the man crouches over a dips his testicles in the semen repeatedly.
Adolf steeped his teabag so many times in Eva’s mouth. Teabag Steeping is keeps it alive.
When you excuse yourself from a video chat and then surprise the person you are video chatting with by lowering your testicles into the range of the camera from above.
My friend I was chatting with said they needed to step out for a second, but the next thing I saw was a set of hairy balls on my screen - totally video teabagged me.
When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.
I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.