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Text hoe is when a person texts multiple people at the same time with no attentions to be in a relationship, leads the people they are texting on
The text hoe was texting six guys last night.
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The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.
Person 1 "hey aren't you waiting on a text? Why is your phone off"
Person 2 "schrödinger's text. If I have my phone off I don't know if that hot girl in chem class replied to my dinner invite and as a result I can't worry about not getting a reply."
Person 1 " wow just grow a pair"
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When you recieve a text and smile like a retard..cause we all know you are like in LOVE with the person you're texting.
-Please also see Shannon
*phone rings* Dana: LIKE OMG I GOT A TEXT!! *smiles like a special child*
Care: OMG! stop smile texting Kindz. We all know you like her!
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when you are texting someone and they dont answer creating anxiety of why they arent texting are the mad, did they die, are they being arrested or what is taking them so damn long
girl: i hate my mom shes driving me home drunk again
me: are u ok tho is she driving ok
me: hello?
me: are u ok?
me: whats going on im coming to look for u if u dont answer
an hour later
girl: i just saw the new girls next door
me: damn what took u so long u gave me text anxiety i thought u were dead
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The act of sending a text that will surely get you killed.
Johnny sent a suicide text when he accidentally sent his dad the text that was meant for his girlfriend.
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The act of providing sexual connotations or inferences in the form of text.
"Did you see that email? That girl was text fucking the shit out of you."
"Read between the lines dude, she's definitely text fucking you."
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A female that texts multiple guys at once and flirts with them even if she has a boyfriend.
Kelly is always texting guys. What a text slut!
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