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Longer than average side burns in both length and depth on a man, so long that they can be grabbed on to by an intruder from behind to aid a buggering
Blimey, that bloke over there has some serious bugger bars
When a rapper goes through all four versus of their rap without a hook, bridge, or break. Also may refer to the length of the rap itself.
Ex. Primo's Four Course Meal - Celph Titled,
"Wow, Celph Titled went through all four verses like it was nothing! 64 bars all on his own!"
Apple's tech support station located in every Apple Store. Their specialties include:
- Run by minimum wage earning 18 year olds.
- Knows how to open Apple products and check the water damage indicators.
- If water damage indicators turn pink they charge you $1200 for a new motherboard and display. If not, they cannot fix the problem and they recommend you buy a new $2000 Macbook.
Customer: My Iphone X’s back glass is broken can you fix it?
Genius: Sure! I’ll be right back.
Genius: Unfortunately, we have to replace the entire motherboard, charging port, and camera because we fused the back glass to it.
Customer: Huh? Why did you guys design your phones in such a stupid way?
Genius: Because fuck you that’s why. Oh, and the repair will be $500 + Tax.
Customer: Well, I can’t be seen holding a cracked Iphone in front of my 3 friends so I must have the repair.
- Genius Bar staff
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1) a bar where the drinks are free
2) something that troy does not have at his wedding
1) man, I'm drunk. Thank you open bar
2) man, I'm sober. Wish there was an open bar
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A women who frequents bars, tavens, and nightclubs for the singular purpose of getting laid. This is usually accomplished by sucking down free drinks from desperate losers. Whatever loser guy hits that magic number of drinks to get here completely wasted gets the prize;A worn out vaginia that resembles an old catchers mit.
Stay away from that Bar Skank, her crabs have herpes!
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A voluptuous maiden who serves thirsty gentlemen with beverages of an alcoholic nature.
Gentleman: "Bar Wench! Come hither! I require more inebriating substances to fuel my adventures!"
Bar Wench: "At once sir!"
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Cereal bars are a new breakfast food craze that is swiffering the nation. They are charecterised as your favorite cereal (which for me is trix) in bar form, along with a layer of "real milk" in the center. They are also the reason terrorists hate us. And have been proven by the BBC to be unhealthy.
Nicole got super aids from a cereal bar.
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