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'no women, no kids'

The code of a professional Assassin.

Mathilda - 'Do You Clean Anyone?'

Leon - 'No Women, No Kids' 'That's the rules.'

by PatSouth January 8, 2014

38πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ree Kid

One of the many greatest things in life other than...

Ree Kid *inhales* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by nfrealmusic October 27, 2019

358πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Kid Chameleon

One of the best Sega Genesis games ever made.

A side scrolling adventure game, with over 100 levels, it's almost impossible to complete without using cheat codes. Possibly one of the hardest games of all time.

You play as a kid, trapped inside a video game. You have to make it to the end and destroy the final boss, who has captured you, and won't let you out until you do so. On the way, you'll go through forests, caves, arctic tundras, deserts, and towers in the sky.

Guy 1:Did you ever play Kid Chameleon?
Guy 2:Nope.
Guy 1:Here you go.

5 hours later.

Guy 2:HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME.

by RawrItsPanda October 2, 2009

77πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Stair kids

Kids that are very weird and immature. They have a strange attraction to sets of stairs. They hang out there all the time.

Person 1: Bro who are those kids hanging out at the stairs?

Person 2: Stair kids bro

Person 1: WTF is that one doing?

Person 2: Looks like he's hanging upside down from the stair railing.

Person 1: Let's leave. These stair kids are creeping me out.

by D-R3K February 7, 2009


iPad kid

A kid whose parent give them an iPad the moment they exit their mum’s pussy. 10 years later their parents wonder why their kid is a kindergarten dropout with no friends whose only exercise is tapping a screen.

We shall never raise an iPad kid

Lefty :Why the fuck is that kid playing a game out loud on their iPad in this restaurant while screaming?
Righty: Because he’s an iPad kid

Lefty:Does little Johnny realise his finger has been up his nose for the past 2 hours while he plays on his iPad with the other hand ?

Righty: I mean no because he’s an IPad kid

by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021

555πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Ree kid

Ahh ree kid the most amazing kid on this planet

Ree kid: AHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKER AHHHH. Mully laughing: ree kid calm down *laughs*

by Hfhdvdhcdgs November 2, 2019

219πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


kids in the hall

A five-man cult comedy troupe out of Canada consisting of Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney and Scott Thompson. The "Kids In The Hall" television show started in 1989, lasting five acclaimed seasons and also lead to their 1996 motion picture "Brain Candy".

The troupe played many women in their sketches--very convincingly--for lack of female members, and the 4 straight members (Foley, McCulloch, McDonald and McKinney) are often mistaken for being homosexual.

Quirky and controversial, Kids In The Hall sketches are still worshipped by a large and loyal fan base.

"The Kids In The Hall are the greatest comedy troupe since Monty Python!"

by Clamolly March 29, 2006

86πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž