Gen Alpha, the Generation that’s fully born in the 21st century. Years are from 2013-2028. As of November 1st, 2023. We still have 5 years left to deal with Gen Alpha. After that we have Gen Beta, (2029-2044) Gen Alpha is the generation after Gen Z (1997-2012) + The children of mostly Gen Y/Millenials (1981-1996) And is full of children who never experienced the 7th generation of consoles, the 2008 recession, Obama’s Re-Election 2012, VHS, DVDS, Life before the rise of AI, Pre-Covid, etc. I really hope that Generation will improve once they hit their adulthood. They still have a long way to go since their eldest member is in the last year of elementary. Gen Alpha is commonly referred to as the “iPad Kids” due to their extreme use of screen time and weird habits while on the screen.
Gen Alpha Toddler: “SKIBIDI DOG DOG DOG YES YES SHEBIDY BOP BOP YES YES” *farts and drops her tablet* “I FARTED!” *starts laughing hysterically*
It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?
Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.
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An obese person having the highest rank in a dominance hierarchy.
The alpha porker amongst the group of children let out a shrill battle cry before rushing headfirst towards the Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Fatima is alpha wolf supreme leader ultra-powerful mysterious hot, everyone loves alpha Fatima, Fatima is normally alpha and normally owns a rowen, Fatima's are seggsy baddies, fatima's often have like 80 diff harem's all over the world cause their so baddy and grrr >:)) fatima is the hottestestesttest alphaaa.
"is that a fatima" :000
"yes they're such a sussy baka, do you think their an alpha Fatima?"
"yes totally 😩😩😩😩"
The god that {breadist} people believe in. The ultimate life form.
The Alpha Bread created us.
The Alpha Bread loves us.
alpha is a sporty most likely confident and a ladies man he is also a strong character
look at alpha(name) I wish I was like him
Entitled "Alpha" males (and females) who are more stupid than a bag of rocks and do not contribute to society in a positive way by any means. Steroid pushing muscle retards whos only arguement is how many more women they slept with. The dirt under boots of society who should not be allowed to reproduce.
"Look at Chad over there flexing his muscles every time he walks to a different weight machine. What an Alpha Scum."
A super lit club that you can join on Roblox! Amazing staff and music!
Club Alpha is always lit, even during a solar eclipse!