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Always in denial and first person to accuse another race or background of whinging. Will go off topic as soon as they or the team they support lose.
Aussies have some admirable qualities such as not giving up easily however the whinging Aussie can never give credit to opposition when due.
Same old whinging Aussies blaming the ball or the weather or the prime minister when being outplayed in the ashes
When referring to Australian slang, don't be boring. Use Aussie 1,2, and 3 instead of a person.
Aussie 1: AUSTRALIA!
Aussie 2: shut up wanker
Aussie 3: Bloody oath Aussie 2!
Aussie 1: we are so cool for using Aussie 1,2,3
when you tug on a mans penis and the pubes flare out
I touched my brother and up went the Aussie Peacock
A terrible type of gin that’s marketed as being from a boutique Aussie distillery when in reality it is just some left wing vegan marketing ploy, similar to how Aussies love a craft beer that tastes like a bowl of muesli that a cats pissed on.
Pat Cummins would rather have a whingin Aussie than a beer with his mates.
Retired Streamer, during his times he liked to punch holes in the wall and his consoles, until they broke, loved showing his half an inch penis on a video
Hey guys it's your boy Aussie gamers here. Nick Greenwood enters chat
There are 2 types of Melbourne Aussies
1: Eshay, If u cross their path then get ready to get rolled by sum old fuckin 13-16 yr old lad wearing Tns and desginer clothes carrying a fuckin Katana or a pocket knife.EETSWA!!
2. Ur good old Aussie kid
Daniel: Oi cunt give us ur shoes
Person: Nah fam
Daniel: Oi cunts lets roll em
Person: Oh shit i hate Melbs Aussie
(Carnigie, Daniel, Luke and the gang procced to bash sum cunts)
Alexander Tito is the full time G.O.A.T he will steal your girl and her best friend
Bro why you being a “Aussie Don”? My bad I didn’t mean to steal your girl shiiii ain’t my fault