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God with a buzzcut. Absolute legend. Watches anime but never gets a boner. Has only shown us his mortal form. World Record Kirby player. Smallest penis but largest balls. DO NOT ANGER HIM OR YOU WILL PAY.
I saw the legendary Carter Norman on the street. His balls dropped 50 feet.
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The best damn duo on the planet!
Don’t mess with carter and emma
(Basketball) When shooting an open three-pointer on a fast break rather than taking an easy layup. Inspired by a movie of the same name.
"Coach Carter!" Swoosh. Stupid, but bold.
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Thicc bitch who gets philled up on the regular. Speaking of regulars, a Jane carter will rob your dad of money and baby batter.
I’m living my life as a Jane Carter
‘Damn your husband’s cock must be confused - total simp’
My generation's Justin Bieber. A kid who made shitty kid's music and 10-14 year old girls ate it up.
Kid when I was your age, I had Aaron Carter. Not Justin Bieber!
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An athletic freak who can jump out of the gym
1. Vince Carter got up so high when he dunked on that French chump in the 2000 Olympics Vince's balls were in his face.
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A weird little white boy who among other things enjoys being painfully pounded in the butthole by other men, preferably middle aged dads.
Uhggg, carter smith is in the bedroom with dad again!
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