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The act of getting a rimjob whilst urinating.
Dude, Katie totally gave me a French Blumpkin the other day! My asshole never felt so good. Except I completely missed the toilet.
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The delicate art of gently cupping ones exposed scrotum and flaccid penis in ones hand so as to resemble the form of proud European dove nesting. Often used as a sign of affection towards one's significant other. Originates from the period of the French Revolution when poor peasants were unable to afford lavish gifts for their mistresses. A french dove was an honourable way to show ones affection.
"Genevieve was smitten with Jean-Claude's french dove"
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The act of a male cumming and shitting in a girls hands as she rolls up the recently deposited wad into a ball. She then takes the ball and launches it at his cock as he tries to hit the ball with his cock.
Man I tried to get Cindy back by cumming and shitting in her hands but that biotch threw a french meatball at me, luckily I was able to hit it away with my cock!
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n. A sexual device in the form of a type of condom containing a massaging accessory at the tip. Used for sexual pleasure. Used by those who play guitar and suck toes, and do both incredibly.
"Here's KG with the feather and the French Tickler- look out, baby, he got the tools!"
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1) A slam dunk that displays ridiculous skills, artistry and elaborate body movement while in the air.
2) A slam dunk that causes embarrassment to an overmatched opponent.
Man, that team was so bad. We got up by fifty and started serving French pastry...just to keep it interesting.
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When someone is giving you a rim job and you fart into their mouth causing them to pucker up their face resembling actor French Stewart
Man, I was eating this chick's ass and she farted, it tickled a bit and I felt my face pucker up and when I caught sight of myself in the mirror I looked like French Stewart from 3rd Rock with my pursed eyes and mouth.
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A raunchy sexual position where the woman is nearly upside down with all her body weight on her upper back and neck, legs straight up in the air. The male takes his position above her, pushing his cock straight down into the woman's anus and uses his legs to thrust, thus creating an action similar to pushing the plunger down on a french press coffee maker. Basically the anal version of the piledriver, a vaginal entry position. It can only be classified as a french press if the man ejaculates inside the woman after much "plunging" thus creating a burst of hot liquid - not coffee either, mind you.
The look on her face was priceless as I seamlessy transitioned from a piledriver to a french press.
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