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Made by a Clinton, Iowa native
When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.
Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes
A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.
Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar
The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.
Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man
A Joint rolled with the thickness of a cigar. Must contain at least 4 filters, 2 papers, and 3 different strains.
Hey Ian, you should come over to my place this weekend so we can smoke this Postville Iowa!