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When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert takes a trip into the nearby woods to tinkle and is interrupted by secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf touching her labia.
The Toby Keith concert was great but Kaylee got Poison Ivy Vag. It's not stopping me though, I have a poison ivy fetish.
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A police bust involving few drugs of small aggregate value, which is nonetheless newsworthy, because the suspects are students at a prestigious college.
"Operation Ivy Leauge netted seven people including upwards of $11,000 in drugs (street value)." The students. who were near graduation with useful degrees fighting cancer, etc. are expected to be expelled summarily expelled and barred from advancing their careers in science, so that the NYPD can shine it's end of year numbers.
An orgy of sorts involving five men, one woman and a bullhorn. One man, the Coxswain, stands and receives oral sex while directing the other members of the orgy with the bullhorn, "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Hard right etc." The woman giving the coxswain head is also being done from behind by the anchor man. This forms an H position. Another man lies under the woman on a triangular sex pillow and has vaginal sex with her (alternative: he can be hanging from her like a sloth). On each side of the woman is another man who receive handjobs from her while she is getting done from behind, beneath and blowing the Coxswain--hence the dircetions he gives, "Stroke, Stroke..."
"I was at a frat party last night and saw your girlfriend as the middle member of an Ivy League Rowing Team, I couldn't look away! She was getting it in the ass the pussy blowing some guy and jacking two others off. Sorry bro."
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there's nothing in this world better than Anaya Ivy Evelyn Rodrick. throw your hands in the aier.
1. McGill
2. UofT
3. McMaster
4. Waterloo
5. UBC
These are the best universities in Canada. Not many come close to the top 5. Western and Queens students like to think they part of the top 5, but really those bawtymons ain’t.
“One of my boys goes to the Canadian Ivy League”
“Really, where”
“McMaster health sci”
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Ivy is the best person to take care of your pets. She is extremely responsible and trustable.
“Hey, do you know any one who would baby sit my hamster?”
“Yah man! I know just the person. Ivy, She the best! She can watch any animals! My turtle is so happy and he loves her! Totally recommend!!”
Ivy the animal take carer best animal baby sitter ever!
Nick Vanderbliek.
Who does ivy own?
Ivy owns Nick Vanderbliek!
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