basically the same as being single or in the friendzone
I've been in relationship jail for most of my life, idk when I'm gonna get out
The name given to a location you are banished to when you attend a music festival and purchase a beer from a vendor that is not officially affiliated with the music festival.
Sucks for Troy, he’s over there in beer jail
Two words gay and jail. You go inside and be Happy AF.
Hey did you just get a new car?
Yes but I’m going to gay jail with or without my baby bro. Xo
When some wook steals from family or does some other heinous act and is subsequently beaten and then duct taped to a tree with 10-30 hits of acid in their mouth
Yo, did you hear about that wook that stole the pendant from that vendor last week and got caught?
Yeah, he spent two days in hippie jail for that shit. Im pretty sure i heard him scream a few times around 5am.
a person that belongs in jail because he likes to admire underage girls
A zebra.
Bob: I can't believe this zoo doesn't have any jail horses in it, this sucks.
John: What's a jail horse?
Bob: A zebra.
When you have the coronavirus and have to self-isolate
“Hey man you wanna go out?”
“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”