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jail nut

A jail nut is when a man has been locked up for a significant amount of time,
resulting in him busting a fat nut as soon as he returns home.

"Man I just busted a fatass jail nut and now I think my lady is pregnant!"

by Jade Wyld October 4, 2017


Jail Daddy

Much like a Sugar daddy a Jail Daddy spoils an inmate male or female while they are locked up. Putting money on their phone and commisary accounts and sometimes visting them.

My Jail Daddy ordered me a subscription to Vogue and put money on my books.

by Mormonpimp July 24, 2023


jail crazy

The term jail crazy describes that one friend you want to take to jail with you, if you go. That jail crazy friend would make jail much more tolerable because they don't take crap and have a this is how it's going to be attitude. They also seem to make most situations more fun.

If I ever go to jail, I want this friend to go with me because he/she is jail crazy.

by okcongirl September 25, 2019


May jailing

Getting high and being depressed, named after May jailer

Sirens in summer, may jailing

by mjxx77 January 14, 2018


jail hot

An ugly person who has became hot, over a period of time of incarceration, and lack of diversity.

Laura is ugly but as days go by and the more and more I look at her I wouldn't mind titty-fucking her while blindfolded wearing a horse mask. She is becoming closer to my standards as I have to look at her every single day, she is becoming 'JAIL HOT'.

by nipplepuncher22 February 14, 2014


Jail's hard

a safe place

in the corner

Christmas lights

carpenter genes

" jail's hard but its nice"

by skittleandvannie July 17, 2021


beer jail

The name given to a location you are banished to when you attend a music festival and purchase a beer from a vendor that is not officially affiliated with the music festival.

Sucks for Troy, he’s over there in beer jail

by thegetaway November 27, 2019