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It is a game which will never let you win because it hates you.
Hey dude, wanna play some Mario Kart?
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Star player, owner, and Captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Started a group to buy the Pens out of bankrupcy. Won a gold medal for Canada in the Olympics.
Helped the Penguins capture 2 back to back Stanley Cups in 1991-1992
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Tool.
There are some that act like tools.
There are some that have some qualities that may be tool-like.
There are some that try way, way, too hard.
And then there is Mario Lopez.
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One of the most raddest flash films ever by Group X ... heh..
They look so gosh damn like the same person, I say to them "You want ice cream cone?" Bof of them say yes! how in the hell?
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Mario is such a hilarious person. Everyone loves him! Once you get to know him, the love just keeps on flowing in. Also, he's an AMAZING kisser. His kisses make you feel like you're in heaven. Overall, he's an amazing guy. You will probably like him too.
"OMG, look at Mario Odigbo, this is TOO funny"
"Woah! THATS HILARIOUS!"
Leading Nintendo mascot.
Mario's alter-ego after munching on too many shrooms.
Luigi: Hey Mario
Mario: (Just finished his 4th shroom) That's a-Super Mario you son-of-a-bitch!
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A Person who always seems to have a better story to tell or who has done the same thing you have, only better. Hence 1upping you.
John: " I learned how to play the guitar when I was fifteen."
Johns Friend: " Dude, I was playing the guitar, drums, and writing my own songs when I was eight."
John: " Hey Super Mario, why are you 1upping me."
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