Mom

A subclass of homo sapien, commonly known to tell you to pause online games, let your annoying little brother play a one person game, and embarrass you around friends, crushes, and any other place that they can most.

Extra notes:

•They are a very adapted ancient species, so they have no idea how technology in these new ages works.
•Think that they know everything, and have no knowledge of anything that they say they know, and try to make themselves sound smart when they really aren't the smartest thing alive.

My mom was embarrassing me this morning.

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Mom

The source of all ''savage'' jokes used by the Jake Paulers

Me: Why the fuck do you like Jake Paul and RiceGum you fucking retard

Retard: Lol *snort* u mom so gayy that hehe *snort* Sans took a shit on her *snort* hehehe

Retards: HAHAHAHA OooOOoooOooHHH SAVAGE

(MOM.1) there's that

(MOM.2) A parental guidance

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Mom

She has been with you through your whole life. Hell, she GAVE you life. She would do anything for you and has always wanted the best things to come your way. She has shaped you to be the person you are now. She is a kind, compassionate, hardworking, charismatic person who you love dearly.

Man she's so good with kids
I know. She has to be a Mom

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Mom

The Female Parent

My mom told me not go to the play.

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Momming

A slang term used for when you do something of a particularly hype manner.

“I’m literally momming on these kids.”
“We’re going momming in town today.”

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Ur mom mom

a mom that says and laughs at ur mom jokes

Kid: ugh no one in this world is smart
ur mom mom: ur mom is

mom

a mom is a hoe. or your mother

Child: god girl you are such a mom

Child 2 : i dont have kids.

Child: i mean your a hoe

Child 2: god go fuck yourself mom

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