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Paddy Cripps

The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton

“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”

by Heywattsup April 25, 2022


Paddy Field

A folded piece of paper with a cross section like an M which is used as a tool to provide support when rolling joints. The folds can be multiplied to allow several joints to be prepared at once.

Got a long journey ahead, best get out the paddy field.

If you're rolling more than one, why don't you use a paddyfield?

by Luke M January 26, 2006


paddy cunt

Paddy cunt is the name of a person or friend who is named Ben and is a cunt

Jack thirkill “Ben is such a paddy cunt”
Will Boyle “I thought I was a paddy cunt”
Jack thirkill “ how can you be a paddy cunt when your names will”

by Pajeesh273839 May 18, 2023


Paddie Whack

Another word for vagina, created by a woman from the deep, deep woods of Kentucky

Hey Billy Bob, quit yer bitchin'; my paddie whack has taken enough of a poundin' already!!

by dmandog February 19, 2014


Paddy Time

The time in which someone decides whenever the fuck they want to turn up to something, even if it had a predetermined time agreed.

"Where is he? We were due to start 30 minutes ago"

"Dunno mate, think he's running on Paddy Time"

by bespectacled_wanker March 1, 2021


Doing a paddy

Someone who goes after taken women where they have met the woman’s partner.

Have you met John? NO?!

He slept with my mate Jakes girlfriend last night. He was doing a paddy

by Tomsanders97 October 28, 2022


Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 29, 2022