The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton
“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”
A folded piece of paper with a cross section like an M which is used as a tool to provide support when rolling joints. The folds can be multiplied to allow several joints to be prepared at once.
Got a long journey ahead, best get out the paddy field.
If you're rolling more than one, why don't you use a paddyfield?
Paddy cunt is the name of a person or friend who is named Ben and is a cunt
Jack thirkill “Ben is such a paddy cunt”
Will Boyle “I thought I was a paddy cunt”
Jack thirkill “ how can you be a paddy cunt when your names will”
Another word for vagina, created by a woman from the deep, deep woods of Kentucky
Hey Billy Bob, quit yer bitchin'; my paddie whack has taken enough of a poundin' already!!
The time in which someone decides whenever the fuck they want to turn up to something, even if it had a predetermined time agreed.
"Where is he? We were due to start 30 minutes ago"
"Dunno mate, think he's running on Paddy Time"
Someone who goes after taken women where they have met the woman’s partner.
Have you met John? NO?!
He slept with my mate Jakes girlfriend last night. He was doing a paddy
A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.
Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points