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The best leader the fine Province of Alberta has ever seen. He has rid the province of rats, debt, Provincial sales tax and unfair rules and regulations within the business community and the Oil Patch. Ralph Klein is a conservative, and has brought Alberta's GDP per capita to the number one spot in the country with help from the Oil and Gas industry. Currently, Alberta now pays for the maritime provinces, nunavut, and the northwest territories to exist from revenues from just the province. Ralph's believe in equal treatment for ALL citizens even the rich who are severely taxed for contributing the most to the economic prosperity we all enjoy. He supports fair policies including fair taxation policy for all levels of income earners, not just taxing the rich, and letting the poor pay for nothing. Ralph Klein isn't afraid of being honest and will speak his mind without fear of left-wing cry-babbies making a fuss about the truth. Also, despite his trouble with alcohol, he still managed to lead the province away from economic disaster whilst under the influence.
Now that our great leader is sober, the province has never been better.
"You can't keep spending a buck-ten, when you only have a buck." - The Honourable Ralph Klein
Hey did you see Ralph pwn that commie scumbag?
Ralph Klein will crush the debt and communism with his laser-gun eyesight.
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A fantastic clothing line designed by Ralph Lauren. Used to be considered classy to wear, but now you have white trash and black people trying to wear it. That and the production of fake RL in China has lead to the downfall of Ralph Lauren. Ralph Lauren is no longer a "thing" for the preps.
Chantel " OMG, ew, look at that white trash trying to wear RL."
Blair " Ahaha, ew, I'm definetly not buying Ralph Lauren anymore."
Chantel " Me either, let's run to Lacoste, before the black people take over that"
Blair " Yes! Let's take my bentley.!"
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A home-based school attended by the Drabble children, especially Penny and Patrick. It is taught by their father, Sergeant Ralph Drabble. Ralph is a tough teacher and often glares at his students when they don't do something he likes. This is the best place to learn how to be a mall cop. So if you think mall cops are pretty cool, check it out and go to Ralph School!
Ralph: OK, kids, you ready for Ralph School?
Penny: Right on, dad! I'm gonna love this.
Ralph: No, no sweetheart. At Ralph School I'm not Dad, its Mr. Drabble, OK?
Penny: (starts crying) But I've always called you Dad.
Ralph: Not in your Ralph School classes. (he gives her a gentle glare) See, Isn't this fun having me for a teacher?
Patrick: This is fun! Best school I know. Especially since you're our teacher!
Ralph: (starts laughing) Yes, this is like mall cop therapy. Ralph School is crazy! Class dismissed! (he glares at them again) Ralph School rules!
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When one suffers from extremely explosive diarrhea
Dani is in the bathroom having a rectum ralph; After I ate those fish tacos from the guy with the weepy eye I had a serious rectum ralph in the hotel lobby, it was embarrassing.
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