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Engaging the act of male masturbation in a public populated place inconspicuously and discreetly.
"Dude...check out the guy at the front of the bus, hes silent stroking man"
"Shit man, me and teeps were sitting in econ lecture, and the guy was trying to silent stroke, it was gross!"
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The often odd, varied and bizarre facial expressions a man make at the point when he is is just about to ejaculate. The same sort of faces you would pull if you had just quaffed a pint of vinegar.
I was just getting into my vinegar strokes when the doorbell rang.
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When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.
I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.
I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
The act of masturbating while your partner/future ex-girlfriend/boyfriend places their mouth at the base of your wang, causing your forceful masturbation to, at the same time pound her mouth with the top of your tightly wrapped fist.
Ken: "Dude, i think i just beat myself off and beat up my girlfriend at the same time while she was blowing me."
Reeyou: "That my friend is called a Mercy Stroke, you have Mercy Stroke immunity, don't worry"
*Ken and Reeyou hi-five while time stands still*
It means jerking off and is widely used in the U.K.
I just did the 9 strokes with jerry
A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.
Me and the bros had stroke wars last night. I won.
When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.