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A woman that sleeps with couples. Common term used among those practicing poloyamery.
My husband and I are looking for a unicorn to play with.
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The third person in a threesome
“I got a lot of unicorn invites at Chad’s party”
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When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.
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To put up a shelf and, upon relative completion, have parts of the shelf remaining, whereupon they are put in to a jar. Over time the jar becomes the repository for remaining shelf bits.
Barry: "Why do you have a jar full of screws and stuff?"
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"
Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.
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A man with his dick chopped off and stapled/sewn/taped/glued to his forehead.
If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.
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The most evil vile creatures in existence they steal all of the attention and are freaking brats
Did you see how rude that unicorn was!?
Yes I hate them so much. They are the devils spawn
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Kristaps Porzingis. Or Kristaps Porzingod. The Knicks legend in the making.
Guy: Yoooo! You see the Knicks game last night?
Guy #2: Yeah the unicorn dropped 30 again!
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