Ape Seggs

Another way to refer to the popular video game Apex Legends.

Also can refer to sexual intercourse between two species of ape.

Aight, get on ape seggs guys we're gonna get the ape seggs champion.

New AP

A new Audemars Piguet Watch; a high end luxury watch brand with watches priced at $50k+. Famous with Nouveau Riche or Newly rich and often referenced in Rap Lyrics.

Referenced in Yo Gotti’s song “Juice” lyrics...”I got that juice, new AP.”

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Shaved ape

any unsightly american female, characteristics include but are not limited to: baby factory, purple/stained sweatpants w/ or w/o hooded sweatshirt or betty boop "T", rain-boots all year round, public breast feeding, foul smelling, ill tempered, can only be weighed at a tractor trailer weigh station, has stopped using make up, has given up on herself due to marriage/child birth and no longer feels the need to wear make-up/actual clothing/comb hair/shower or bathe, possible mustache, deep often raspy or nasaly pig-voice, unrational feelings of entitlement, demanding, hooved, drives Super SUV agressively in situations that dont call for agressive behavior, watches oprah+Dr. phil+dr. oz+american idol, was "once" a high scool cheerleader, has "used up" look, is hateful and bitchy at all times, entire wardrobe advertises child/husbands high school...because that still matters, extensive moo-moo collection, fully stocked pizza purse, food in every orifice, carries twinkie reserve, allows dog/pet to deficate at will indoors and out with out clean-up. pushes "poly-stroller" of screaming terror offspring through all public places, refuses to reprimand or parent destructive hell spawn children, farts and burps remorselesly in public, cellulite cellulite cellulite, uses husband as wallet without providing adequate compensation visually/emotionaly. and many more

hey dude i got stuck at work because this shaved ape would not stop bitching and whining about our return policy!

this shaved ape let her swine children run loose and destroy my store!

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Statistics AP

A division of math that requires much writing and analytical thought. Taken by AP nerds, those hellbent on going to the 'best' colleges, or by those with a masochistic streak. Can be taken in place of Caluculus, or, for those who really enjoy self-punishment, concurrently. Mostly taken by seniors.

I'm taking Statistics AP this year because I don't feel like taking Calc AP, but my year wouldn't be hellish enough without it.

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ap statistics

the unwanted lovechild of math and english.

i hate ap statistics

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ape hangers

A modification to the height of the handlebars on chopper-style motorcycles, raising the grips so far up above the seated rider that they appear to be "hanging" as they hold onto them; this causes the appearance of riders seeming similar to primates as they ride.

"My goodness, when Squid and Blade put those ape hangers on their bikes, they looked like two crazed gorillas."

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AP Environmental

The I-don't-feel-like-taking-a-science-class, science class.

Person: Hey, I'm taking Physics next year, you?
Person 2: Chem was brutal. I signed up for AP Environmental
Person: Sick.

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