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Atheist

The one true religion that should be supreme

i am an athiest and proud of it

by g March 15, 2005

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atheists

1. A person who does not believe in a deity, but still has the common courtesy not to deliberately confront those with views that differ from his/hers.

2. Narrow minded, arrogant little bigots who offend those that believe in a god and devote there time trying to disprove religion, but funnily enough, strangely quiet when Christmas roll's around.

"Do onto others as they would do onto you"

That is all I ask of defintion 2 atheists (including Ant).

by Corpsio January 25, 2006

84๐Ÿ‘ 163๐Ÿ‘Ž


atheist

(Adjective) Relatively Intelligent. Capable of rational thought.

See also the stronger form "Agnostic"

Unlike the fundies, those following an atheist path come up with usefull ideas on occassion.

by Mark F. October 30, 2006

60๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


Atheist

One who does not beleive in the existance of god. Literally "no-god" ism. a=no/not (ancient greek) and theos=god (ancient greek).

Atheists have a common reputation of not bothering to think about life and will go to hell for their ignorance. In actual fact, atheists do a hell of a lot more thinking than the religeous who blindly follow because they take fictional books far too fucking literally. While christians beleive in god, heaven, hell, sin, the devil and armageddon, atheists realise this is all bullshit and do a favour by not scaring the shit out of everyone; And not causing countless bloody wars; And not telling people that you are giving satan power by jizzing on the ground.

Christian: Look at that atheist, he will burn in hell for his ignorance. I bet he's never scared the shit out of anyone in his life.

Muslim: Yeah, tough look for him he's not getting 21 virgins when he dies like I am.

Christian: Look at how much we have in common, uniting under god, now where were we...

<start a holy war against each other>

by Idolfan September 8, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


atheist

A person who thinks logically, rather than basing their beliefs on a self-contradicting document which is not just unproven, but is actually disproven by science.

"you're going to hell because you're an atheist"

by A Theist April 21, 2003

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atheist

Anyone who is not a theist

Headline: "Primitive tribe newly discovered in the Amazonian rain-forest turn out to be atheists!"

by R869020 May 26, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Atheist

someone who does good things because they are good, as opposed to Theists, who do good things solely in order to earn brownie points with some sort of God in order to get into heaven

Theist - "Here's ยฃ5 for cancer research, but don't spend it on Stem Cell research. I'm going straight to heaven now."

Atheist - "Here's ยฃ5 for cancer research, spend it on whatever works. I'm going straight to Subway now."

by Libreg September 18, 2010

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