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Blake

A total asshole that dates girls only to get to their best friends.

person 1: "Hey their Blake."
blake: "hey"
person 1: "this is my friend"
Blake: "SURE I'LL DATE YOU"

by welloshproom March 11, 2009


Blake

A slightly naive, sort-of funny guy. Burps loudly in math/science class. When a girl breaks up with him, he acts like a total jerk. He's cute, but once you get to know him you'd rather stay in the friend zone. A great friend to have and talk to, but just a friend.

Blake: *buuuurp*
Me: You're so gross.
Blake: I know.

by O-grrrl May 05, 2011


Blake

Small dick who likes sucking dick and has autism and really ugly and he thinks he’s gonna be a pro football player but he’s slower than a 5 year old

Hey Blake you suck

by Huge montombo January 21, 2019


Blake

No one special...

Blake a very lonely person.

by idk...it's Somebody October 30, 2019


Blake

The worst person to ever date. Blakes don’t care about you. They only care about themselves. They’ll let girls all over them when they date you and pretend to try to fix things until it makes you break up with the Blake. Blakes suck ass and I pray for you if you ever end up with a Blake.

Sarah: I’m not gonna date a Blake ever again

Hannah: Blakes are so fucking ugly

by California dead girl June 29, 2018


Blake

A very gay person

Wow my friend is probably a Blake!

by MoodzTheGaylord May 22, 2017


Blake

Blake-a thick nigga with a big dick and girls want his ass‼️Also he is very smart and pulls hoes and gets butt raped only on thursdays . He has a toe fetish and liked to bust nuts‼️So if you see him stay away🤣

Your a weird ass nigga......must be a Blake.

by 🥱 December 01, 2019